'Back To School' Edition Of Coles Minis Coming This January?

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This has gone from ridiculous to insane. The Coles mini collectable craze (of which I feel like a key contributor) is now getting out of hand.

Rumours are spreading thick and fast about the next range of Coles minis. Sadly the rumours are that there will be between 6 - 8 items in the next collection, which I think is nowhere near enough. The items are believed to be things you find in your school lunch box, this excites me greatly.

While they are just rumours at this stage my sources seem to say that it’s true. (these are very unreliable sources but I am just going to believe them.)

My money is on an Apple, Just Juice Popper, Muesli Bar, Le Snack and Smiths Chips.

I hope the folder is a Lunch Box some are suggesting it will be a school bag.

I am not going to lie I am super excited about. Why? I don’t know! I wish I had an answer as to why a 32 year old single man loved collecting these.

What I find interesting is I think that more adults collect these than kids so I would strongly recommend Coles make a version for adults that contain these items: Condoms, Panadol, Blue Cheese, Olives, Hummus, Wine, and Beer.


Finally A Cheese Theme Park

Heaven Is A Place In South Korea. It’s Called ‘Imsil Cheese Theme Park’ and I want to go to there.

Imsil is located in South Korea and was the first place cheese was produced for the country. Cheese, in the scheme of things, is actually quite a new food for Koreans. It has only been around for a few decades.

PIC: Imsil Chese Theme Park

PIC: Imsil Chese Theme Park

It has proved so popular they opened a 32 acre  theme park to celebrate the food.

So what attractions do they have?

If I was going to a cheese theme park I would want there to be rides like:

‘It’s A Blue World After All’ - Jump on a boat made of plain rice crackers in a sea of melted blue cheese. Feel free to pick off pieces of the boat to dip in the water.

You would then travel through a world of cheese-a-matronics as little cheese people sung to you about how cheese is made and the many varieties of cheese.

‘Cottage Cheese’ - Would be a cute little cottage you can stay in. Similar to the Disney Hotel.

The website is all in Korean so I have no idea what it says. I love the idea of not really knowing what to expect when I get there though.


(Right after my trip to London to see the Spice Girls)

Live Show

Well aren't you in for an absolute shitfest! 

 If you have never listened to an episode of the award losing, smash flop podcast ‘Complete Drivel’ then why the fuck did you buy tickets to the live show. 


 The show will be just an unplanned bunch of stories from my childhood and updates on my sex life. I will try my hardest to keep you entertained for 40 minutes but as this is the first time I have done a solo show I can’t help but feel there will be moments where I forget what I am saying mid sentence and just stare into the crowd. 

 I will hopefully be taking the show on the road later next year and visiting the rest of Australia. Sadly, due to certain limitations, I am unable to get to see all of your beautiful home towns. 

 I would however like to ask you what would like to hear in the show. Are there any questions you want answered? Or do you want to pry even further into my life and ask something a little risky. 

 If so send me an email completedrivelpodcast@gmail.com 

 I am so looking forward to see you there. FYI I annoyingly sold out a lot quicker than I thought. I was hoping there would be space right up until the night so I could talk about the show and invite people and do a competition. 

 Actually Ill ask the touring company if we can to a comp. Stay tuned!